The Realm of Literacy

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Divine By Mistake: Chapter 7
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ZeldaQueen: When we last left off, Shannon and her centaur husband, ClanFintan, got hitched in their year-long handfast, with no witnesses and pretty much nothing to indicate that this was the uber-important event it was built up to be.

I apologize if any of that sentence caused anyone headaches.

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Divine By Mistake: Chapter 6
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ZeldaQueen: So we're now in the actual magical land. Time for things to REALLY take a turn.

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Divine By Mistake: Chapter 5
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ZeldaQueen: Whew! Sorry about the delay, folks! Because I'm so behind and because things are going to be slow-moving for awhile, I'm going to try to keep to a Monday-Wednesday-Friday schedule. For now, I think it's high time we had a little more of Shannon Sue and her Amazing Dimension-Hopping. From this point onward, we'll be in the magical Sue-land, where we get to see PC make hash of Celtic folklore and pretty much anything else she likes. Enjoy!

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Marked Redux: Chapter 4
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ZeldaQueen: Damn, sorry about the lack of updates! This is still going on though, no worries!

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Hush, Hush: Redux - Chapter 7
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ZeldaQueen: In our last chapter, we had remarkably little happen, besides baseball and Evil!Marcie.

Ket: And Patch talking into Nora’s head. Don’t forget that.

ZeldaQueen: Of course.


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Hush, Hush: Redux - Chapter 6
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ZeldaQueen: When we last left off, Nora and Vee faked a bomb threat for the noble goal of reading Patch’s student records, which we found out were nonexistent. Also, Patch is a creepy mofo, but we already knew that.

Ket: I know it’s spring, but I’m cold. So let’s deal with Asshole and Moron, so I can climb under a pile of blankets.

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Hush, Hush: Redux - Chapter 5
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ZeldaQueen: Before we begin, I want to apologize for the bizarre update schedule. I accidentally posted Chapter 9 here instead of at das_sporking and then took forever and a day to get it cleaned up. So to anyone confused by that, I'm very sorry. I'm going to knuckle down and catch up on updating over here.

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ZeldaQueen: So! When we last left off, Vee decided that somehow, breaking in to see Patch’s private records would be beneficial to Nora. Any takers on whether or not Nora acts sensibly over all of this?

Ket: That’s a sucker’s bet. We also got Chinese food instead of the usual booze and ice cream. *Offers Zelda fried wontons*.

ZeldaQueen: Ah, thank you kindly but I conjured a pepperoni pizza out of my hat. Mmmm...cheesy. And in a good way!


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Divine By Mistake: Chapter 4
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ZeldaQueen: Hey, guys! Sorry I dropped the ball on this one. It's back, though!
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Marked Redux: Chapter 3
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ZeldaQueen: We last left off with Zoey packing very inadequately to leave home forever and hearing her stepfather calling for her. Want to guess how this is going to turn out?

Ruin: About as well as a kid coming out to his super-conservative parents?

ZeldaQueen: I think you’re being optimistic. Although that comparison will be biting our asses later.
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